I am, She is, She was,

"She was elusive, She was today. She was tomorrow. She was the faintest scent of Amber Elegance, The flittling shadow of a Daisy. We did not know what to make of her. In our minds we tried to pin her to a cork board like the butterfly, but the pin merely went through and away she flew."
amysterybanana:

'Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards in high heels.'Look at her feet. SHE DOESNT EVEN STEP ON THE SECOND CHAIR!

amysterybanana:

'Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards in high heels.'
Look at her feet. SHE DOESNT EVEN STEP ON THE SECOND CHAIR!

(via fresh-effect)

edwardspoonhands:

bonny-notion:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

peanutbutta:

Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes

Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.

The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.

WHAT

how do u go about being a “professional” mermaid

who pays you?

who cares
PROFESSIONAL MERMAID

There’s a bar in Great Falls, Montana that has a water tank behind the bar where women in mermaid tails and shell bikinis swim around and I assume they pay them. So…if you want that job…it does exist.

(via newmeinamonth)

intersectionalfeminism:

Just to get this straight, in this double page spread there are:

  • Fat women
  • Of different races
  • Who are unedited (note the stomach and the rolls)
  • And are being praised for being the weight they are (and eating what they want)
  • While they are all being quotes talking about being healthy at any weight

I mean, this still isn’t perfect, but this is pretty damned impressive for a mainstream tabloid. 

(via ahoy-motherfucker)

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

(via ahoy-motherfucker)

1. Make sure you own a nice bed.

2. Sleep in it frequently.

3. Remember how nice it feels to flip over your pillow to the cooler side.

4. Check your pulse and hum along to the rhythm because it is music.

5. Write clear and make a lot of spelling errors. Get the poison out and don’t worry about it being neat.

6. If you can, do not shut people out. You will have good days and they should see them.

7. If you feel overwhelmed, go outside and scream. Find a nice empty park in the middle of the night and scream as loud as you can until your throat is bleeding. The world wants to hear you.

8. Let yourself fall in love. Believe it or not, there are people out there who want your blacks and blues.

9. Keep waking up.

10. Keep waking up.

11. Keep waking up. Maybe with someone next to you.

—tips on how to keep going (via c-oquetry)

(Source: alonesomes, via lesbiancolors)

aliciaaadanielle:

n4ughty-y:

I watched an interview he was in and they asked him, “how do you play being in love so easily?” and he replied, “actually being in love with leighton really helped.”


My heart

aliciaaadanielle:

n4ughty-y:

I watched an interview he was in and they asked him, “how do you play being in love so easily?” and he replied, “actually being in love with leighton really helped.”

My heart

(Source: chicgarden, via voguechanel)

Gone Girl (2014) | Directed by David Fincher

"I did not kill my wife. I am not a murderer."

(Source: milestellers, via blomskvist)

That’s when you know for sure somebody loves you. They figure out what you need and they give it to you — without you asking.

—Adriana Trigiani, Very Valentine (via texaszetalove)

(Source: observando, via theyankeebelle)

ABC's (just for fun)

primaivy:

A is for Andover
B is for Barbour & Brooks Brothers
C is for Cape Cod
D is for Diamonds
E is for Etiquette
F is for Family & Friends
G is for Green & Pink
H is for Hamptons & Hunter boots
I is for Ivy League
J is for Jack Rogers & J. Crew
K is for Kennedy family
L is for L.L. Bean &…